This parking sitch is the story of my life.

When is there going to be a “shit _assts say”? (My ‘due diligence’ says there isn’t) You’d think that would be the first copycat vid to come out of the young and hungry _asst world. Which does not include me, obviously, because I have migrated into the fat and lazy _asst world.  

I imagine it will involve a lot of  ”we’ll return.”, ”please send avails”, “we should get drinks”, ”fuck my life”, “why isn’t it Friday?”, “ohhhhh fuck…”, “uhhhh”, “PASS”, “my boss is fucking crazy”… 

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   A+ parking reference.

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   Truer then true.

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   Credit as follows:)

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   I have said far too many of these.

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    Been laughing at this for the past day. “Excuse me are you leaving? …Fucker” LOL

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    If they do that, then...all just be ridiculous buzzwords. “Stacy downloaded me on that”...

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    looks like long beach.

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    parking sitch is the story of my life. When is there going to be...“shit _assts say”? (My...

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    “You’ve never seen Breaking Bad?!” “Sorry I’m late, there’s no parking.” “Everything is better animal style.” HAHAHAHAHA

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    The furthest I’ve been West was Sarasota so I have no idea if this is true or not.

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    LOL Wasteland’s stuff is usually waaaaaay more than $5 and fuck your valley hate, otherwise most of this is accurate.

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    I’m gonna reblog this everyday… for the rest.. of my… life. I’ve said a good 85% of the things they’ve said in this,...

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    “Sorry I’m late, I can’t find parking” —- me every Saturday at work. lol.

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    Probably the most spot on video….Becca we did that AND we were in a prius!

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